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Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages
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Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages.
Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Item #: 653815

Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Item #: 653815

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What Stands Out

Humorous Design
Each bandage features witty insults inspired by Shakespeare, adding a touch of humor to healing and making them a conversation starter.
Quality Adhesion
Designed to stick effectively, these bandages ensure that wounds are covered securely, enhancing comfort while promoting healing.
Novelty Gift Idea
Perfect for Shakespeare lovers or gift-givers, these bandages offer a quirky yet practical gift that brings both laughter and utility to any first-aid kit.

Product Details

Get decorative bandages with insults from Shakespeare's plays. Assorted plasters in a metal tin. Latex-free adhesive. Free Prize included. Shop now on Ubuy Isle of Man.
Item Weight0.2 lbs (90 grams)

Who Should Buy?

Suitable For
  • Humor Enthusiasts

    Perfect for those who enjoy quirky, funny items that spark laughter and light-hearted conversations.

  • Gift Givers

    An excellent choice for unique and entertaining gifts for friends, especially those who appreciate Shakespearean wit.

  • Theater Fans

    Ideal for theater lovers who appreciate Shakespeare's work and want to celebrate it with fun bandages.

Not Suitable For
  • Serious Medical Needs

    Not suitable for patients requiring serious medical attention or traditional bandages for proper healing.

  • Minimalists

    Those who prefer simple, practical items may find these humorous bandages unnecessary and overly whimsical.

  • Children's Preferences

    Young children may not appreciate Shakespearean references and may prefer more colorful or cartoon-themed bandages.

Product Description

Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages

About This Item

Introducing the Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages! Even the most mischievous scoundrels and roguish rascals can't escape the occasional scrape or cut. But fear not, for we have just the remedy to heal your wounds with a touch of literary flair. This set of fifteen assorted plasters (or bandages, as you may call them) features a delightful twist inspired by the works of the great Bard himself, William Shakespeare.

Each bandage is adorned with an image of Shakespeare and one of his famous insults from his plays, adding a touch of literary sophistication to your healing process. Packaged in a charming 3-3/4 inch tall metal tin, these bandages not only serve a practical purpose but also make for a fantastic conversation starter. Plus, every tin comes with a free prize, making opening it a delightful surprise in itself. Crafted with a latex-free adhesive, these bandages are suitable for all skin types, so you can patch up your wounds worry-free. Each tin contains twelve shrink-wrapped tins, neatly organized and ready to be displayed. Accoutrements brings you a truly unique and creative approach to bandages that is simply unparalleled.

These quirky, stylish, and fashionable bandages are perfect for stand-out individuals who appreciate the finer things in life, even when it comes to healing cuts and scrapes. Whether you're a lover of literature, an admirer of clever design, or simply someone who enjoys a touch of novelty, these Shakespearean Insult Bandages are bound to bring a smile to your face. They are not just practical; they are a witty statement, an amusing accessory, and an entertaining addition to your first-aid kit. So, why settle for ordinary bandages when you can have bandages with character? Add a touch of whimsy, wit, and playfulness to your healing process with the Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Get yours today and enjoy the healing power of Shakespeare in true style!.

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Customer Questions & Answers

  • Question: How many plasters are included?

    Answer: There are fifteen assorted plasters included in the set.
  • Question: What are the dimensions of the plasters?

    Answer: The plasters measure 3 x 1 inches (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm).
  • Question: Is the adhesive latex-free?

    Answer: Yes, the adhesive used is latex-free.

Nutritionist's Take

Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages are novelty items that do not possess any nutritional value as they are designed for humor rather than health benefits. These bandages are not edible and do not contain any ingredients that would contribute to a healthy diet. While they may provide entertainment and a fun way to address minor injuries, they do not fulfill any dietary needs. Furthermore, using these bandages does not compromise overall health but should be seen as a playful accessory rather than a health-related product. Consumers looking for functional first aid solutions should ensure they use proper bandages designed for healing wounds, as novelty items may not provide essential medical care.

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Features & Benefits

  • Set of fifteen 3 x 1 (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters decorated with an image of Shakespeare and insults from his plays.
  • Comes in a 3-3/4 (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a Free Prize.
  • Latex-free adhesive.
  • Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

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